Copy that's original
From game reviews to ad copy and all the way back to this self-congratulatory diatribe, I'm ready and willing to produce original copy or edit out the blemishes plaguing what you've already written.
Maybe I write good
Despite being overly verbose when untethered by the needs of clients, I am a more than capable verbal artisan whose abilities include a talent for crafting statements much briefer than this.
Rates
Copywriting
16 cents/word
Fiction
32 cents/word